{"id":58,"date":"2020-04-07T14:39:47","date_gmt":"2020-04-07T20:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rhondaparrish.com\/home\/?page_id=58"},"modified":"2020-10-06T13:35:37","modified_gmt":"2020-10-06T19:35:37","slug":"waste-not-and-other-funny-zombie-stories","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.rhondaparrish.com\/home\/publications\/collections\/waste-not-and-other-funny-zombie-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Waste Not (And Other Funny Zombie Stories)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section fb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.4.5&#8243;][et_pb_row column_structure=&#8221;3_5,2_5&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.4.5&#8243;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;3_5&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.4.5&#8243;][et_pb_image src=&#8221;https:\/\/www.rhondaparrish.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Waste-Not-High-Resolution.jpg&#8221; title_text=&#8221;Waste Not &#8211; High Resolution&#8221; admin_label=&#8221;Cover&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;4.6.5&#8243; hover_enabled=&#8221;0&#8243; alt=&#8221;Waste Not (And Other Funny Zombie Stories)&#8221; align=&#8221;center&#8221; sticky_enabled=&#8221;0&#8243;][\/et_pb_image][\/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=&#8221;2_5&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.4.5&#8243;][et_pb_text admin_label=&#8221;Description&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;4.5.1&#8243;]<\/p>\n<p>Although completely discordant on the surface, zombies and comedy complement one another immensely and have a long history of doing so. This collection of three funny zombie stories nods to that tradition and continues it.<\/p>\n<p>Waste Not &#8211; The coming of zombies forces humankind back to the land, to a simple lifestyle where \u2018Waste Not, Want Not\u2019 becomes more than a motto, it becomes the key to survival. And revenge.<\/p>\n<p>Feeders &#8211; The zombie apocalypse will affect more than just humans, explore the repercussions of walking dead through the eyes of a cat in this story guaranteed to make you smile.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026Oh My! &#8211; What if the Wicked Witch of the West wasn\u2019t killed by Dorothy\u2019s house? What if she couldn\u2019t be, because she was a zombie. Dun dun dun!<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_text admin_label=&#8221;Buy it now&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;4.4.8&#8243;]<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Buy it now<\/h3>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_text admin_label=&#8221;Buy Links&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;4.6.5&#8243; hover_enabled=&#8221;0&#8243; sticky_enabled=&#8221;0&#8243;]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/39ltHEW\">Amazon<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kobo.com\/ww\/en\/ebook\/waste-not-and-other-funny-zombie-stories-2\">Kobo<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/waste-not-rhonda-parrish\/1120841066?ean=2940156133666\">B&amp;N<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/payhip.com\/b\/5AMf\">PayHip<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Or ask your local library to order it in<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although completely discordant on the surface, zombies and comedy complement one another immensely and have a long history of doing so. This collection of three funny zombie stories nods to that tradition and continues it. Waste Not &#8211; The coming of zombies forces humankind back to the land, to a simple lifestyle where \u2018Waste Not, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":56,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-58","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rhondaparrish.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rhondaparrish.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rhondaparrish.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rhondaparrish.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rhondaparrish.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.rhondaparrish.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/58\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":826,"href":"https:\/\/www.rhondaparrish.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/58\/revisions\/826"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rhondaparrish.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/56"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rhondaparrish.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}