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		<title>Funneh</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 20:48:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhonda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m working on my zombie chapbook today (mostly trying to figure out what to include). That involves a lot of looking at file names and going &#8216;What the hell is that?&#8217; and then opening them to find out. It&#8217;s a bit frustrating but it is helping me clean out folders a bit. Tossing things into [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m working on my zombie chapbook today (mostly trying to figure out what to include). That involves a lot of looking at file names and going &#8216;What the hell is that?&#8217; and then opening them to find out. It&#8217;s a bit frustrating but it is helping me clean out folders a bit. Tossing things into the &#8216;Trunk&#8217; directory when their time has come and reminding me of a piece or two that really just need a little attention to be something I could be proud to submit.</p>
<p>It also resulted in my re-discovering this drabble. I remember writing it back when I first learned what a drabble was (in 2007!) and it was actually my second drabble ever. It falls into a third category &#8216;Cute, but not really worth revising&#8217;. It is worth sharing here though, I think, because it made me smile, hopefully you&#8217;ll have the same reaction.</p>
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<p align="center">A Long Day</p>
<p>Jack cursed himself for the third time and stomped angrily around the clearing.</p>
<p>If he returned to the ship his crew would know what a fool he’d been and wouldn&#8217;t respect him anymore. He should have brought one of them with him to help, they could they have carried the darned chest instead of he, and done the digging too.</p>
<p>Swearing once more Jack dropped to his knees and began to dig in the soft sand; it was going to be a long day.</p>
<p>“What kind of barnacle sucking, bilge-brained pirate goes to bury treasure without a shovel?!” he screamed.</p></blockquote>
<p>On a related note, there&#8217;s nothing that&#8217;s humbling in quite the same way as reading some of your old work, is there? It&#8217;s inspiring though, to look bad and see how much I&#8217;ve improved in the past 4 years because it makes me excited to see how I&#8217;ll be writing in 2015 <img src='http://www.rhondaparrish.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>*posts before she can no longer resist the urge to start editing*</p>
<p> <img src='http://www.rhondaparrish.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>A Couple Pubs to Start the Year</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:58:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhonda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve a couple new stories out today, which is a lovely way to start the year. Firstly is my six-word story that is in It All Changed in an Instant: More Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous &#38; Obscure which has an ironically long title I get paid with a contributor&#8217;s copy for that, which has [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve a couple new stories out today, which is a lovely way to start the year. Firstly is my six-word story that is in <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0061719439?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=niteblade04-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0061719439">It All Changed in an Instant: More Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous &amp; Obscure</a><img style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=niteblade04-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=0061719439" border="0" alt="" width="1" height="1" /> which has an ironically long title <img src='http://www.rhondaparrish.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I get paid with a contributor&#8217;s copy for that, which has a value of $8.10 US. That means I got paid an equivalent to $1.35 a word. I&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s my highest per word payout so far. Pretty snazzy.</p>
<p>I also have a short story at Flashes in the Dark today. You can read <a title="Dive" href="http://flashesinthedark.com/2010/01/05/dive-by-rhonda-parrish/">Dive</a> just by following that link, and Flashes in the Dark is one of those cool webzines that will let you leave a comment if you feel like it. A little bit about this story, but cut because here there be spoilers:</p>
<p><span id="more-661"></span>I had a tough time with Dive. It was inspired by a story a friend told me about his partner. One of her children died, but then to make things worse a couple years later their basement flooded and she also lost all the pictures of him. How heartbreaking is that?</p>
<p>So that is where the idea for Dive came from, though of course I changed pretty much everything about it, coupled it with the flood of New Orleans, and then tried to write it from an usual point of view. I think it&#8217;s a story you either like or hate. I hope you don&#8217;t hate it.</p>
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		<title>Why Are The Clocks Melting?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 18:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhonda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My flash fiction piece, &#8220;Why are the Clocks Melting?&#8221; is up at Everyday Fiction today. So far the readers haven&#8217;t been very fond of it, but I still like it LOL I think some people might be looking too hard for meaning or satire. It was just meant to be an amusing little piece that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My flash fiction piece, &#8220;<a title="Why are the Clocks Melting?" href="http://www.everydayfiction.com/why-are-the-clocks-melting-by-rhonda-parrish/">Why are the Clocks Melting?</a>&#8221; is up at Everyday Fiction today. So far the readers haven&#8217;t been very fond of it, but I still like it LOL I think some people might be looking too hard for meaning or satire. It was just meant to be an amusing little piece that was inspired when I asked &#8216;What if?&#8217;</p>
<p>*shrugs* Can&#8217;t win them all I guess. <img src='http://www.rhondaparrish.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Why didn&#8217;t I think of that?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 16:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhonda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently while at brunch with some good friends, one of them looked at me and said &#8220;Rhonda, why don&#8217;t you just write a bestseller and buy a villa in Tuscany already?&#8221; Write a bestseller. Just like that, easy peasy. Now why didn&#8217;t I think of that? In other news, it&#8217;s not a bestselling novel but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Recently while at brunch with some good friends, one of them looked at me and said &#8220;Rhonda, why don&#8217;t you just write a bestseller and buy a villa in Tuscany already?&#8221;</p>
<p>Write a bestseller.</p>
<p>Just like that, easy peasy.</p>
<p>Now why didn&#8217;t I think of that?<br />
 <img src='http://www.rhondaparrish.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>In other news, it&#8217;s not a bestselling novel but I&#8217;m the six word memoirist of the day at Smith Mag today. That means my picture and one of my six word stories is featured on their front page at <a title="Smith Mag" href="http://www.smithmag.net">http://www.smithmag.net</a></p>
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		<title>Going insane, and a bit of flash</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:57:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhonda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got a couple fulls out to agents right now, for both Swamp Story and Shadows, and I&#8217;m kinda going insane I think. I don&#8217;t want to get my hopes up too high because if things don&#8217;t work out it will be quite devastating, but at the same time, it&#8217;s very hard not to. Please [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve got a couple fulls out to agents right now, for both Swamp Story and Shadows, and I&#8217;m kinda going insane I think. I don&#8217;t want to get my hopes up too high because if things don&#8217;t work out it will be quite devastating, but at the same time, it&#8217;s very hard not to. Please keep your fingers, metaphorically crossed for me. I am not going to go into any more details just yet, I don&#8217;t want to jinx myself LOL</p>
<p>I do have some news I can go into details about though. My funny little flash piece, Swapped, is included in the current issue of <a title="Mississippi Crow" href="http://www.mississippicrow.com/">Mississippi Crow</a> Magazine. Rumor has it you can get a copy of the .pdf for free, if you check it out I&#8217;d love to hear what you think <img src='http://www.rhondaparrish.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>And please, send good thoughts my way re: agents and staying sane.</p>
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		<title>Published @ The Shine Journal</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhonda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I admit it. I like Pamela Tyree Griffin which makes me biased, but I also like The Shine Journal. My work has appeared in it numerous times and I was honored to be one of the judges for their &#8216;Show Us Your Shorts&#8217; contest earlier this year. I&#8217;ve got two pieces in this month&#8217;s issue. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I admit it. I like Pamela Tyree Griffin which makes me biased, but I also like The Shine Journal. My work has appeared in it numerous times and I was honored to be one of the judges for their &#8216;Show Us Your Shorts&#8217; contest earlier this year.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve got two pieces in this month&#8217;s issue. If you were to judge them based solely on their titles it might seem as though they were similar, when in fact, they aren&#8217;t. Not even close.</p>
<p>The first, <a title="Sheltered" href="http://www.theshinejournal.com/parrishrj.htm">Sheltered</a>, is a reprint of an amusing little flash which was originally published by the Mennonite Publishing Network last year.</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>It really was. <img src='http://www.rhondaparrish.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>The other is a sad poem I wrote entitled &#8220;<a title="A House But Not A Home" href="http://www.theshinejournal.com/parrishrj.htm">A House Not a Home</a>&#8220;. My great-grandmother was a poet and she wrote a poem after her beloved husband died which compared herself to an empty house; lonely and alone. Not so long ago my own husband was out of town on business and I saw a writing prompt that included a picture of a decrepit house. My loneliness, my great-grandmother&#8217;s poem and that picture all combined to inspire this short poem.</p>
<p>I hope you have time to check them out and let me know what you think <img src='http://www.rhondaparrish.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Ironic Angst</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhonda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My flash piece, Ironic Angst, is now online at Every Day Fiction. Obviously, I like my story, but I also really enjoy the way Every Day Fiction works. If you like flash you ought to check it out. They put up a new story every day and you can rate and comment on them. If [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My flash piece, <a title="Ironic Angst" href="http://www.everydayfiction.com/ironic-angst-by-rhonda-parrish/">Ironic Angst</a>, is now online at <a title="Every Day Fiction" href="http://www.everydayfiction.com/">Every Day Fiction</a>. Obviously, I like my story, but I also really enjoy the way Every Day Fiction works. If you like flash you ought to check it out. They put up a new story every day and you can rate and comment on them. If you stop by make sure you check out my story, then keep poking around &#8212; you&#8217;re sure to find something you like.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll Squish Your Head!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhonda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My head got squished. No really, it did. I don&#8217;t know what it is about this headshot picture I&#8217;ve been using, but more often than not when it gets used on e-zines, it ends up quite squished. Today is no exception. Perhaps it&#8217;s a sign that I ought to take a new picture&#8230;but then I&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><a href="http://www.rhondaparrish.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/rhonda.jpg" title="Rhonda - Headshot"><img src="http://www.rhondaparrish.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/rhonda.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Rhonda - Headshot" /></a></p>
<p>My head got squished. No really, it did. I don&#8217;t know what it is about this headshot picture I&#8217;ve been using, but more often than not when it gets used on e-zines, it ends up quite squished. Today is no exception. Perhaps it&#8217;s a sign that I ought to take a new picture&#8230;but then I&#8217;d have to try and remember where my make up is, and that doesn&#8217;t seem likely to happen.</p>
<p>Anyway. Yes, as you may have gathered from that convoluted paragraph, I&#8217;ve got another piece published in an e-zine. Two of them, actually. Firstly, my flash fiction story, <a href="http://www.ideagems.net/html/flash_fiction.html" title="Denouement">Denouement</a> has been reprinted by Laurie Notch of IdeaGems. That&#8217;s where you get to see my squished head <img src='http://www.rhondaparrish.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I&#8217;ve also got a rictameter in this issue of IdeaGems, <a href="http://www.ideagems.net/html/poetry___painting.html" title="Writing">Writing</a> is about, you guessed it, writing. I&#8217;m pretty sure this is the first time its seen print.</p>
<p>Enjoy <img src='http://www.rhondaparrish.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Athabasca Falls Published</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhonda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Athabasca Falls. You need to experience it to understand it. You need to feel the spray on your face, hear the thunder of the water and see the insane rapids.  I&#8217;ve had more than a view nightmares about it ever since I first visited it, most of them involving my daughter. That was the dread [...]]]></description>
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<p align="left">Athabasca Falls. You need to experience it to understand it. You need to feel the spray on your face, hear the thunder of the water and see the insane rapids.  I&#8217;ve had more than a view nightmares about it ever since I first visited it, most of them involving my daughter. That was the dread that eventually evolved into my flash fiction piece, <a href="http://www.apollos-lyre.com/id407.html" title="Athabasca Falls" target="_blank">Athabasca Falls</a>, which is now online at Apollo&#8217;s Lyre.</p>
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		<title>Denouement</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhonda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day I was sitting at my computer trying to think of a good word to use as the Word of the Week at NaNoLJers. My husband, Jo, suggested I use the word &#8216;denouement&#8217;. He was totally being a smart ass, which I took as a dare.  So, I did use the word denouement as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One day I was sitting at my computer trying to think of a good word to use as the Word of the Week at NaNoLJers. My husband, Jo, suggested I use the word &#8216;denouement&#8217;. He was totally being a smart ass, which I took as a dare.  So, I did use the word denouement as that week&#8217;s word and I even wrote a story inspired  by that word.</p>
<p>That story, <a href="http://cautionarytale.com/features/parrish_denouement.htm" title="Denouement">Denouement</a>, appears in this month&#8217;s issue of <a href="http://cautionarytale.com/" title="Cautionary Tale">Cautionary Tale</a>. I hope you enjoy it <img src='http://www.rhondaparrish.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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